I talk about how silly it is to chase fame and why you can't work hard in comedy, the pointlessness of knowing the truth about existence, why it's dumb (but happy) to believe in Jesus, the world is run by idiots, why comedians think horrible things are funny, and get ready for 9/11!
I beat myself up then talk about the Louisiana movie theater shooting and wonder why nobody cares about the much worse murders that take place elsewhere. There are a few jokes in there as well.
I talk about how fucking hot it is, how I hate the "terrorists get 72 virgins" joke premise, and why the word "terrorist" is more offensive than all the other offensive words you guys get so mad about!
I talk about how we can make history as a country, society is punking me, flags, Obama on Maron, why I want to be the president, balancing aggression with vulnerability, how being deaf affects my social skills, and more!
I talk about America, why countries are gangs, July 4th, fireworks, "punching up," the fight for freedom and mostly about why everyone, as usual, is wrong about everything.
I talk about "manspreading," people not texting you back, being frustrated, and the importance of SPACE. This episode is all about space. Not outer. The other kind.
I talk about anxiety and people who don't do what they say they'll do, the bullshit of politics and how annoying it is that people keep playing along, Vermin Supreme, and Silk Road.
I talk about running out of ways to start the show, turning 30, why you shouldn't worry about anything but what you can control, frustration over things that aren't in line with your values, why you shouldn't be allowed to be offended at something if it's true, and a quick jab at my psycho-sexual issues.
I talk about breaking up, dating when you put your entire life on the Internet, Mayweather vs. Pacquiao, and domestic violence. Tune in!
I talk about the looming possibility of doubt and how that impacts relationships, self-discovery, and behaviors, the difficulty navigating conflict and identifying what is "right," some impossible theories on how to solve this problem, YouTube wormholes, and why I hate you all for talking about Hillary Clinton.
I talk about social discussions online and how we can take a lesson from what works in our relationships to have more constructive discourse, an updated take on slut-shaming, and a few others things I've since forgotten.
I talk about being mentioned on Herpblr and tell a new tale on this very special Herpisode!
I talk about the French government banning websites, why you are all flaming hypocrites, the violence of the word "terrorism," the inability for Americans to empathize, and much more on this very special late night, manifesto episode!
I talk about slavery, other horrible things that people thought were okay, the loneliness of being right at the wrong time, Copernicus, Galileo, and how casinos are nuts.
Marty returns after a brief depression-cation to get back in the ring with Drew Michael. Marty’s old buddy is in town and stops by to talk about all things depression, comedy & sex. Let’s podcast.
I talk about outer space, the unlikelihood of existence, innate cognitive dissonance, the power of marketing, and my two cents on the fucking Oscars.
I talk about not having anything to talk about, a lot of very silly riffs, fingering, squirting, and many things I have forgotten since recording.
I talk about mispronouncing words, why I choose to fail, getting "oooh"ed at an open mic, and the Jason Isbell concert.